Tonight's result
№ 9RAbiAj8S-k
THE GHOST OF TABLE FOUR
One-star challenger
THE GHOST OF TABLE FOUR
“Two of us, the room is half empty. 'We're fully booked' they say, pointing at the empty room.”
The corner's answer
Those empty chairs aren't vacant. They are reserved for our emotional baggage.
Promoted by
Marcel's Bistro
The caption
The empty chairs have VIP status. Technically the dining room looks half empty to mortal eyes. In reality, every single empty chair is currently occupied by our host's deep personal trust issues. Those people who walked in and 'knew the house'? That was just the landlord checking if we paid rent. Two years as regulars is great, but have you tried haunting the dining room with us yet? Tag a friend who gets rejected by literally empty rooms.
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