Tonight's result
№ DPBA7LrPWQo
ABRACADABRA YOUR STEAK IS COLD
One-star challenger
ABRACADABRA YOUR STEAK IS COLD
“The waiter vanished like a magician. The manager was also the waiter. Also the magician.”
The corner's answer
For his next trick, he will bill your table from another dimension.
Promoted by
The Vanishing Steakhouse
The caption
Our labor costs are zero dollars. One man is currently holding down front of house, management, and illusionism. The steak isn't cold, it's just in a state of suspended disbelief. Tips are split evenly between him, his alter ego, and his cape. Tag a server who also needs a smoke bomb exit strategy.
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