Tonight's result
№ FHvd5Z-6ygI
HOSTAGE CAKE RELEASED SAFELY
One-star challenger
HOSTAGE CAKE RELEASED SAFELY
“The cake left the fridge at the end, untouched, still in its box.”
The corner's answer
We charged rent for the fridge space, obviously.
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The Citrus Room
The caption
BREAKING: birthday cake freed after 3-hour standoff. Our walk-in fridge got too emotionally attached to let it go. We billed the desserts just to teach the box some manners. Drop a 🎂 if your birthday needs a little less hostage negotiation.
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