Tonight's result
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JANUARY TERRACE CRYO-THERAPY
One-star challenger
JANUARY TERRACE CRYO-THERAPY
“I'm told the person handling bookings isn't here today, and we can sit on the terrace (unheated, in January)...”
The corner's answer
We don't forget bookings, we just offer spontaneous ice-age reenactments.
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The Garden Room
The caption
Our hostess desk is basically the Bermuda Triangle. Phone confirmation? Never heard of her. We genuinely thought freezing cold air was the secret to reaching 81. Our reservation binder has been exiled to the walk-in fridge to think about what it did. Should we officially rebrand as an unheated outdoor polar plunge?
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