Tonight's result
№ H-1-qpBQCAY
NOW YOU SEE HIM
One-star challenger
NOW YOU SEE HIM
“He said 'great!' and walked away... the whole dinner felt like a magic trick.”
The corner's answer
Our staff doesn't take feedback. They take bets on your reaction time.
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The Bistro Encore
The caption
Our waiter is legally a street magician. He answers his own questions to save time. He brings stranger's bills to test your credit. He vanishes before complaints become physical reality. Tag someone who would accidentally pay the wrong table's bill.
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