Tonight's result
№ IZSvm9DtkLc
AERO-DYNAMICS BY CRÊPERIE
Main card
№ 45991
One-star challenger
AERO-DYNAMICS BY CRÊPERIE
89Roastability
“Elle était si fine que le vent l'a finie avant moi.”
The corner's answer
Our crêpes don't get served, they achieve lift-off.
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Crêperie
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The caption
We accidentally engineered aviation fuel instead. Turns out 0.2 millimeters is the sweet spot for flight. The terrace draft stole lunch and didn't even leave a tip. Tag a friend who eats fast enough to beat the breeze.
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