Tonight's result
№ Pt5HgN7zVTo
CERTIFIED DRYWALL CONTRACTORS
One-star challenger
CERTIFIED DRYWALL CONTRACTORS
“The pasta was so overcooked it could have been used to fill holes in a wall.”
The corner's answer
Chef says it's al dente. Our structural engineer agrees.
Promoted by
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The caption
Now offering pasta-based home renovations. Our chef refuses to use drywall anymore. Why buy spackle when our fettuccine exists? The waiter was just collecting your consultation fee. Should we re-grout our kitchen with the carbonara?
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