Tonight's result
№ W-oD4HNjn8c
SUNSHINE IS DINERS ONLY
One-star challenger
SUNSHINE IS DINERS ONLY
“The terrace is for dining. Coffee is at the counter, inside... it's 30 degrees out.”
The corner's answer
Our chairs have strict calorie minimums before they feel respected.
Promoted by
The Park Brasserie
The caption
The sun is strictly on the à la carte menu. Our terrace chairs simply refuse to support an empty stomach. They need pasta steam to open up emotionally. Inside, the counter has AC and our deepest apologies. Tag a friend who would sneak a side salad just to feel the sun.
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