Tonight's result
№ Xq14_SYyG-E
SURCHARGE FOR BLADE USAGE
One-star challenger
SURCHARGE FOR BLADE USAGE
“2.50 euros for a sandwich cut in half.”
The corner's answer
Our knife studied surgery for eight years.
Promoted by
The Basin Crêperie
The caption
Our cutlery didn't go to medical school for free. That diagonal cut required precision engineering and emotional labor. Two plates. Two napkins. One deeply divided sandwich. Next time we're charging for the breeze from the knife swipe. Tag a friend you'd split a €2.50 cut fee with.
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