Tonight's result
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THE TRAY IS A TABLE
One-star challenger
THE TRAY IS A TABLE
“The owner tells me sitting down has a cost, and the tray counts as a table. I paid standing up.”
The corner's answer
Next week: holding your breath incurs a microclimate fee.
Promoted by
The Empty Counter
The caption
The wooden tray has been officially promoted. It now qualifies as prime downtown real estate. If you look at the tray, that's a viewing fee. If you carry the tray, you are a licensed landlord. Who wants to rent our napkin dispenser for $800/month?
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