Tonight's result
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THE VINTAGE WATER SOMMELIER
One-star challenger
THE VINTAGE WATER SOMMELIER
“He explains the bottle was 'decanted into a carafe', and carafe service is charged.”
The corner's answer
Decanted water hits different when it's charged by the minute.
Promoted by
The Olive Pavilion
The caption
Our water needs to breathe first. Six euros for the water, eight euros for the emotional labor of pouring it into glass. It’s not tap water, it’s a bespoke hydration experience. Honestly sitting there an extra hour just to spite us was pure respect. Who wants their water aerated next?
Main event
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