Tonight's result
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NINE EURO BREAD UPDATE
One-star challenger
NINE EURO BREAD UPDATE
“9 euros for four tiny slices of rock-hard toast... told me to go ahead and leave a bad review, he doesn't care.”
The corner's answer
At 2.25 a slice, they double as home security.
Promoted by
The Golden Crumb
The caption
Our owner said he didn't care. He printed this review on canvas. It's now hanging in his home office. Those four slices took six months of structural engineering. We charged you for architectural defense, not carbs. Tag someone who would pay ten euros just to test the crunch.
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