Tonight's result
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PIZZA BOX WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
One-star challenger
PIZZA BOX WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
“I ask for a box to take away. The waiter: 'We don't do that here.'”
The corner's answer
Our pizza suffers extreme separation anxiety outside a 20-foot radius.
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Paolo's Pizza
The caption
POV: you tried to smuggle our crust. Cardboard boxes are where dreams go to get soggy. If a pizza cannot be finished in one sitting, it belongs to the ancestors. We watched it go into the bin like a viking burial. Drop your best excuse for not finishing a meal below.
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